Yesterday was unbelievable. I mean, I couldn’t have scripted a funnier day. So, I thought I would type up yesterday’s events. Then I thought “No, wait, yesterday’s “in the moment” text messages convey it much better”. So, here are the screen shots of some of the texts from my day, with a few disclaimers:
1.) Please don’t call the authorities, I didn’t “hurt ‘im”
2.) I know I’m nursing and shouldn’t drink all those things in the picture.
3.) I believe in 1 God in heaven. “The gods” is a figure of speech.
4.) And yes. There are typos. Several of them. These were heat of the moment texts.
5.) What makes the day funnier/more interesting/ironic is the blog post that I started out with at 6:30 yesterday morning, “A Blessing is a Blessing”
Ok. Now that that’s settled…